Time To Man Up Tiger
I hear Tiger has checked himself in to a sex addiction clinic. Its time to stop crying Tiger, it’s time to man up.
It’s easy for everyone to turn round and say that they wouldn’t have gotten themselves in his position, and I include myself on that boat. But what Tiger needs to realise is that his position is not just about cheating on his wife multiple times, his position is also sitting on the cusp of sporting greatness, and that’s also a position not many get to. I’m of the opinion that all these great sporting icons are just wired differently to most people, they all seem to have trades something in in the brain department for that sporting ability. It ultimately leads to most of them having some massive skeletons in the closet. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to find out what Roger Federer’s is.
Back to Tiger. Tiger’s life is like a poker game right now. He’s sitting with a Ten of Spades and a Jack of Spades. The flop produced a Queen of Spades, a King of Spades, and a 2 of diamonds. That’s a spade for each one of the Majors he won and the diamonds represent wife and kid. Tiger went all in. The turn was a 7 of hearts, that a heart for every cocktail waitress he had it off with. What’s coming on the river Tiger? For me its one of two cards. The Ace of Spades, Tiger goes down as the undisputed greatest golfer of all time, or is a joker as he chases after his ex-wife that’s long gone, cries about having a sex addiction, and throws away his golf career.
I don’t believe in god, but a select few people have a their purpose to serve on the planet, the big man is one of them. C’mon Tiger get it together, the Masters is soon!
February 9th, 2010 at 12:33 am
I know youre playing poker again but please drop the metaphors…
February 9th, 2010 at 12:45 am
Went for ultimate cheese with the metaphor
February 12th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Looking at your current location – what's the salt & shake all about? Are you now advertising on your android phone or is it a metaphor for something else?
February 12th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Was giving google buzz a run over, and changed the photo, didnt realise it hooked into latitude.